Deck the halls

Deck the halls
of shame with errors
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Spelling, grammar and
format terrors
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Forget the dates at your own peril,
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Tis the premise of this yuletide carol,
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See the lack of skills before us,
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5 pages long is way too much fuss,
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Specific profiles are good measure,
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Keep brief your interests and  leisure,
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Speak not of yourself in third person,
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Include a photo and your chances worsen,
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Ask your dedicated Careers Network team
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To help you achieve your career dream,
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About careersbham

Student Engagement Officer for Careers Network University of Birmingham

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